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[usedreturn]

This isn't right. Not that background music for one's everyday life is a typical occurrence, mind you. But this, this music is Not Right. That's with capital letters, by the way, to underscore the not right-ness of the situation.

Now I don't think whatever's playing this background music would just suddenly switch to rather threatening tones without reason. So I have to think that perhaps something is coming.

Maybe several somethings. Maybe a flock, or a fleet, or a similarly alliterative name for a group of Somethings. That's with another capital, because I don't think this is just a something, this is a Something.

Which leaves the question, just what is this Something and how do we stop it? Questions. Plural.

Well, aren't we all lucky.

There's a Doctor in the house.

Comments

[Video]

[stupidera.livejournal.com]

[ STARING RIGHT BACK...y'know, after picking his pokégear back up and coughing to cover up the shame. ]

S-sorry. The only other doctor I know was a shameless perv.

[Video]

[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

Right, well. No harm done.

[Video]

[stupidera.livejournal.com]

[ Have a smile. Talking to aliens is awesome. ]

The name's Gokudera Hayato. I'm the Tenth Generation Vongola Storm Guardian.

[Video]

[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

[Yes, yes it is. Especially when it's this alien.]

I'm the Doctor. Just the Doctor.

Tenth Generation? Sounds important.

[Video]

[stupidera.livejournal.com]

[ You're a lot easier to talk to than the last alien he met. ]

Hell yeah it is. And we're the most powerful Mafia family in the world to boot.

[ Pause. ]

In our own world, I mean.

[Video]

[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

Mafia, hm? You're a bit younger than what I'd expect from the mafia.

[Video]

[stupidera.livejournal.com]

Che, age doesn't matter. Our Lightning Guardian is normally five years old.

[Video]

[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

I'm not one to judge based on age. just making an observation.

...five, really?

[Video]

[stupidera.livejournal.com]

Yeah. He's a useless little brat.

[Video]

[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

Well he's five, that's pretty young for you humans. Doubt you were reading Tolstoy and doing quantum mechanics at that age, were you?

[Video]

[stupidera.livejournal.com]

Not exactly. But I wasn't useless.

[ Hang on. Lighting a cigarette ]

He doesn't get much better with age, either.