☄ 008; [video/action] the TARDIS broke the fourth wall

[usedreturn]

Hello there.

[The Doctor is looking particularly smug today. But seeing as he is currently flanked by two massive Pokemon, that is not at all unjustified.]



Look what I found~ [He raised his hand, in it a peculiar device.]

So. Does anyone know just where my two new friends came from?

[He's gone from traveling through time and space to LITERALLY CONTROLLING IT.]

[Johto best watch its ass.]

Comments

[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

The one with the top hat and the Gallifreyan panties? I like her, she's brilliant.

Investigative tool? What's it do, reverse polarities?

[trollslikeaboss.livejournal.com]

She's a good girl.

[Insert troll face.]

Now where would the fun be in telling you that?

[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

...oh, I think I like you much more like this. You're a good deal more fun when you're not flailing about.

[trollslikeaboss.livejournal.com]

Is that a compliment?

Course, if you were lying, I'd be able to tell. [Sorry Phoenix, Psyche-locks don't work here, but you don't know that.]

[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

Nope, just a fact. I like facts more than compliments, they're much more sincere.

[trollslikeaboss.livejournal.com]

True.

But just stating facts makes things boring. You've got to use those facts, and even mundane plans to win yourself justice can get interesting.

[Like mindfucking your adopted daughter's half-brother with carefully hidden and then suddenly revealed facts..]

[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

...I really do prefer you like this.

[All fandom 'Phoenix is a time lord' crack theories just got .1% more credibility.]

You're much more interesting.

[trollslikeaboss.livejournal.com]

Is that so.

Well, I do admit, I was rather naive when I was younger. Perhaps it's the whole "raising a child" thing that gets to people.

[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

[A laugh.] Don't I know it.

Sort of.


...Somewhat.

[trollslikeaboss.livejournal.com]

Somewhat?

...Well. I didn't really do much to raise Truce, either. She was a good kid from the start.

[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

I had a daughter once, in the technical sense. Bit morally tangled, but I did what I could.

[Handwave.] At any rate, she seems quite lovely. Lots of fun.

[trollslikeaboss.livejournal.com]

...I guess Truce might be a bit tangled in the common sense area sometimes, but I've seen worse. If you did what you can, so be it?

But perfect kids are boring. I mean-- I'm sure you've seen some guy named Edgeworth.

[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

Suppose so. Not much else I can change right now.

We've met, except not quite in the sense I'm guessing you mean. He's rather tiny, in fact.

[trollslikeaboss.livejournal.com]

Oh, good, you know him as a kid? He was in my class when we were little. Stuff happened and he became a twisted guy, too, but he was a really good kid back then.

[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

Quite interesting, really. Then again, quite a lot of the people here are.

[trollslikeaboss.livejournal.com]

...Interesting?

[Well, he was a bit weird, but.]

[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

I don't really meet enough people so interested in justice and fair treatment.

[trollslikeaboss.livejournal.com]

....Aaaah.

He was like that back then, yep. Should see him when he's twenty-four or something. He was evil for the first four minutes of our reunion.