☄ 008; [video/action] the TARDIS broke the fourth wall

[usedreturn]

Hello there.

[The Doctor is looking particularly smug today. But seeing as he is currently flanked by two massive Pokemon, that is not at all unjustified.]



Look what I found~ [He raised his hand, in it a peculiar device.]

So. Does anyone know just where my two new friends came from?

[He's gone from traveling through time and space to LITERALLY CONTROLLING IT.]

[Johto best watch its ass.]

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[dementis-animus.livejournal.com]

Hey, Mister.

[There is a tug at your shirt from behind.]

Will you play with me, Mister?

[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

[Blink blink.]

...Sure, I guess.

[dementis-animus.livejournal.com]

Yay!

[She twirls and curtseys playfully.]

Then Mister, can I take a look at that?

[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

[Eh, why not.]

[He knelt down and held up the screwdriver, smiling.]

It's called a sonic screwdriver.

[dementis-animus.livejournal.com]

A Sonic Screwdriver? What does it do? Can I play with it?

[Hint: Don't.]

[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

Well, it does almost everything. Not exactly a toy, though.

[dementis-animus.livejournal.com]

Everything? It does everything?

[Now she's interested.]

Mister, will you show me?

[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

Sure, I suppose I could...Let's see, what to use it on...

[dementis-animus.livejournal.com]

Can you kill people with it, Mister? Is it that powerful?

[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

Nope. Doesn't kill, injure, or maim.

[dementis-animus.livejournal.com]

...that's boring.

[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

Some people think so.

[dementis-animus.livejournal.com]

I can kill. So why can't that?

[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

Because it's a choice, not an obligation.

[dementis-animus.livejournal.com]

...that doesn't make any sense!

[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

Why not?

[dementis-animus.livejournal.com]

Because you've taken the choice away.

[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

I made my choice not to kill anyone. That's all.

[dementis-animus.livejournal.com]

Why? That's no fun at all.

[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

Maybe I like an extra challenge.

[dementis-animus.livejournal.com]

Why?

[Alice links her hands behind her back. She's waiting patiently for your answer...]