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☄ 001; [video]

Well. Here we are.

[The camera focuses on someone who, quite frankly, looks like he just went through a paper shredder. Dark hair is disheveled, tie crooked, light blue shirt apparently shredded—he's actually quite a mess.]

'Here', however, is a bit unclear. Undefined, really. And the lack of broadcasts about 'Prisoner Zero' and 'incineration' is a bit worrying. Not to say I've never been somewhere strange before, but the fact that I came here with no apparent transport? Now that takes some effort, doesn't it? Never mind that clearly delusional woman calling herself my mum. I've had quite enough of 'are you my mummy?', thank you very much.

So. Anyone seen a big blue box?

[He paused for all of half a second.]

Also worrisome is the face that I seem to be working with one heart. How do you people manage?

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You're in Johto! A land where Pokemon are. You should have at least one with you when you just came here.

And I'm Cocona! A lot of us suddenly ended up here like you did too, mister.

Pokewhat. That's something I've never heard of.

....You'd be surprised how rarely that happens.

There should be a red and white ball or a Pokemon next to you! That's your partner. They're really cute!

Really? A lot of people show up almost every day!

[Rummage rummage.]

This? That's something new. [He held up a Pokeball, examining it closely.]

Hold the Pokeball and press the button in the middle! But be careful and hold it away from your face... [;;]

Simple enough.

[POOF, there's an Abra attached to his shoulder.]

Whoa! That looks cool-

[...]

Is it sleeping? [She can't... tell.]

...Does seem that way, doesn't it?

Yeah... I wonder how you can fend off wild Pokemon with a Pokemon that sleeps all the time.

Well, that's alright. Not one for fighting, myself.

But sometimes they run up to attack you instead!

I'm good at running away.

You must be really quick on your feet!

Sure I am. Of course I am.

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