☄ 001; [video]

[usedreturn]

Well. Here we are.

[The camera focuses on someone who, quite frankly, looks like he just went through a paper shredder. Dark hair is disheveled, tie crooked, light blue shirt apparently shredded—he's actually quite a mess.]

'Here', however, is a bit unclear. Undefined, really. And the lack of broadcasts about 'Prisoner Zero' and 'incineration' is a bit worrying. Not to say I've never been somewhere strange before, but the fact that I came here with no apparent transport? Now that takes some effort, doesn't it? Never mind that clearly delusional woman calling herself my mum. I've had quite enough of 'are you my mummy?', thank you very much.

So. Anyone seen a big blue box?

[He paused for all of half a second.]

Also worrisome is the face that I seem to be working with one heart. How do you people manage?

Comments

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[shellderkillder.livejournal.com]

It is an animal companion. All new arrivals receive one.

<3

[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

Is that so?

[He rummaged for a moment or two before coming up with a Pokeball.]

...That's new.

[shellderkillder.livejournal.com]

Your Pokémon should be inside of it.

1/2

[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

hm. Well, then.

[Best just poke this little button and--]

[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

[...and there is an Abra on his head.]

[shellderkillder.livejournal.com]

Oh, I have never seen one of those before.

[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

Now that's something different.

[He then proceeded to pick up a small stick and lightly poke the Abra in the head.]

[shellderkillder.livejournal.com]

... He may not like that.

[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

Best way to learn is through experience.

[And then the Abra raised its arm and smacked him in the face.]

....Ow.

[shellderkillder.livejournal.com]

... Well, you had better get back on good terms with him.

[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

And one usually does that....how?

[shellderkillder.livejournal.com]

With... effort. It took some time for Weasley to feel comfortable with me, for instance. [And a Sneasel pops his head in.]

[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

Oh, hello there! You're quite the interesting little one, aren't you?

1/2

[shellderkillder.livejournal.com]

... Snee.

[shellderkillder.livejournal.com]

Please excuse him. He isn't one to open up easily.

[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

He seems brilliant. Do they all look so different from each other?

[shellderkillder.livejournal.com]

For the most part, yes.

[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

Brilliant! I've never seen anything like them before, and that's saying something.

[shellderkillder.livejournal.com]

I would imagine so.

[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

I wonder where they come from. Is this their planet of origin, you think?

[shellderkillder.livejournal.com]

I have no idea, really.

[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

Hm. What planet are we even on? I'd say Earth, but again Earth doesn't have background music.

[shellderkillder.livejournal.com]

... I have no clue, I'm afraid.

[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

Hm... now that's something that doesn't make sense.

I like those kinds of things.