☄ 001; [video]

[usedreturn]

Well. Here we are.

[The camera focuses on someone who, quite frankly, looks like he just went through a paper shredder. Dark hair is disheveled, tie crooked, light blue shirt apparently shredded—he's actually quite a mess.]

'Here', however, is a bit unclear. Undefined, really. And the lack of broadcasts about 'Prisoner Zero' and 'incineration' is a bit worrying. Not to say I've never been somewhere strange before, but the fact that I came here with no apparent transport? Now that takes some effort, doesn't it? Never mind that clearly delusional woman calling herself my mum. I've had quite enough of 'are you my mummy?', thank you very much.

So. Anyone seen a big blue box?

[He paused for all of half a second.]

Also worrisome is the face that I seem to be working with one heart. How do you people manage?

Comments

[video]

[usedgrowl.livejournal.com]

T-two hearts? How do you have two hearts?

[video]

[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

I'm a Time Lord.

[:D]

[video]

[usedgrowl.livejournal.com]

That really doesn't explain anything.

[video]

[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

Sure it does.

[video]

[usedgrowl.livejournal.com]

No, it doesn't!

[video]

[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

Well. How about this:

I am, from your perspective, an alien. I travel around time and space in a big blue phone box.

And I have two hearts.

[video]

[usedgrowl.livejournal.com]

S-Seriously? An alien?

...And why a blue phone box?

[video]

[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

What's wrong with a phone box? Although after the chameleon circuit broke, I did try to fix her a few times. Never quite stuck, though.

[video]

[usedgrowl.livejournal.com]

Well, it's not really the first thing that comes to mind when I think of an alien spaceship.

[video]

[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

So it's unusual. Good. I like unusual.

At least I think I do. Pretty sure.

[video]

[usedgrowl.livejournal.com]

...You don't even know what you like?

Re: [video]

[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

I'm a new man. New tastes, new opinions.

...New teeth, too. Again.

[video]

[usedgrowl.livejournal.com]

Is this new man thing part of being a 'Time Lord'?

[video]

[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

Safe to say that, yes.

[video]

[usedgrowl.livejournal.com]

Is it really too much to try explaining?

[video]

[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

What fun's the question if someone just gives you the answer?

[video]

[usedgrowl.livejournal.com]

How do you expect me to find the answer without enough information to work it out?