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[usedreturn]

Well. Here we are.

[The camera focuses on someone who, quite frankly, looks like he just went through a paper shredder. Dark hair is disheveled, tie crooked, light blue shirt apparently shredded—he's actually quite a mess.]

'Here', however, is a bit unclear. Undefined, really. And the lack of broadcasts about 'Prisoner Zero' and 'incineration' is a bit worrying. Not to say I've never been somewhere strange before, but the fact that I came here with no apparent transport? Now that takes some effort, doesn't it? Never mind that clearly delusional woman calling herself my mum. I've had quite enough of 'are you my mummy?', thank you very much.

So. Anyone seen a big blue box?

[He paused for all of half a second.]

Also worrisome is the face that I seem to be working with one heart. How do you people manage?

Comments

[video]

[usednastyplot.livejournal.com]

[Oh, joy, more fictional people from his world showing up. This time, it's one a little closer to home.]

Looking for the TARDIS?

[video]

[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

Well spotted--sorry, do I know you?

[video]

[usednastyplot.livejournal.com]

No, I'm afraid not.

Re: [video]

[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

Right...so, blue box. Seen it?

[video]

[usednastyplot.livejournal.com]

Sadly, no. Your 'ship' isn't here.

[video]

[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

Well.

Well, that's a bit of a problem, then.

[video]

[usednastyplot.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid you're stuck here against your will, Doctor. Until this world decides to let you go.

[video]

[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

Well, it's already more fun than that time I was stuck in 1969.

[video]

[usednastyplot.livejournal.com]

I'm sure it is.

[video]

[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

So you know me. Afraid I'm not too sure who you are.

[video]

[usednastyplot.livejournal.com]

Artemis Fowl II, a pleasure.

[video]

[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

Artemis Fowl? Brilliant name, that.

[video]

[usednastyplot.livejournal.com]

My thanks, Doctor. That's most likely the first time I've been for my complimented on my name.

[video]

[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

Well that's just silly, who wouldn't like a name like Artemis Fowl?

[video]

[usednastyplot.livejournal.com]

[You're officially in his 'like' box now, so long as you're not being sarcastic.]

Many people seem to think it's a more feminine name.

[video]

[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

Nothing wrong with that. Charming, really.