usedreturn: (victory of the daleks)
The Eleventh Doctor ([personal profile] usedreturn) wrote2010-10-24 05:26 am

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Well. Here we are.

[The camera focuses on someone who, quite frankly, looks like he just went through a paper shredder. Dark hair is disheveled, tie crooked, light blue shirt apparently shredded—he's actually quite a mess.]

'Here', however, is a bit unclear. Undefined, really. And the lack of broadcasts about 'Prisoner Zero' and 'incineration' is a bit worrying. Not to say I've never been somewhere strange before, but the fact that I came here with no apparent transport? Now that takes some effort, doesn't it? Never mind that clearly delusional woman calling herself my mum. I've had quite enough of 'are you my mummy?', thank you very much.

So. Anyone seen a big blue box?

[He paused for all of half a second.]

Also worrisome is the face that I seem to be working with one heart. How do you people manage?

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[identity profile] theinspectah.livejournal.com 2010-10-24 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[The Chelms didn't actually expect The Doctor to say he wasn't human so he stands there in a shocked silence for a few seconds]

What sort of name is a Time Lord for an alien species?

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[identity profile] usedreturn.livejournal.com 2010-10-24 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Now that's hardly fair, I don't go about saying 'human' is a silly name for a species, do I?

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[identity profile] theinspectah.livejournal.com 2010-10-25 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
That isn't the same sort of thing at all!

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[identity profile] usedreturn.livejournal.com 2010-10-25 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes it is, of course it is. Would you rather be called 'silly little one-hearted ephemera'?

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[identity profile] theinspectah.livejournal.com 2010-10-25 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[Chelmey just harumphs away. Welcome to his smart alecs list, Doctor.]