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[usedreturn]

Well. Here we are.

[The camera focuses on someone who, quite frankly, looks like he just went through a paper shredder. Dark hair is disheveled, tie crooked, light blue shirt apparently shredded—he's actually quite a mess.]

'Here', however, is a bit unclear. Undefined, really. And the lack of broadcasts about 'Prisoner Zero' and 'incineration' is a bit worrying. Not to say I've never been somewhere strange before, but the fact that I came here with no apparent transport? Now that takes some effort, doesn't it? Never mind that clearly delusional woman calling herself my mum. I've had quite enough of 'are you my mummy?', thank you very much.

So. Anyone seen a big blue box?

[He paused for all of half a second.]

Also worrisome is the face that I seem to be working with one heart. How do you people manage?

Comments

[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

...um. Pretty sure you're a human.

[Carly, you are starting to do the impossible--weirding out the Doctor.]

I'm not. Shouldn't be, but apparently am. What with the one heart and all.

[hittheroadjack.livejournal.com]

[Success! I've weirded out the doctor!]

But...if you're not the human and you're around humans than aren't you...?

[before I give myself a headache]

Nevermind! I'm Carly!

[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

I'm the Doctor.

[hittheroadjack.livejournal.com]

Doctor...who? [lol]

Don't Doctors have names following the title...?

[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

[fffffffff mun facepalmed at that BUT SOMEONE HAD TO SAY IT]

Not me. I'm just the Doctor.

[hittheroadjack.livejournal.com]

So people just call you "The Doctor" or "Doctor" or...?

[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

Doctor, ordinarily.

[hittheroadjack.livejournal.com]

Well! It's nice to meet you, Doctor!

From what people keep telling me this is some weird place that you can't leave but they call it "Johto".

[psyduck is sticking his head over her shoulder and goes "Psy?"]

Oh! And you have a pet!

[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

Oh hello there, is that a duck?

...A large yellow duck?

[hittheroadjack.livejournal.com]

It is! It's called a Psyduck but I named him Lucky Duck~ He's my good luck charm!

[Psyduck just holds and tilts his head]

[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

...I'm running into a lot of things I've never seen before. That happens much less often than you'd think, Carly.

[hittheroadjack.livejournal.com]

...Does it?

Well it's not every day you suddenly have someone calling herself your mom, giving you a backpack and rushing you out of a room...or you see a big yellow duck or get attacked by rats or fish or raccoon things or owls that stand on one foot.

[Then again, most people don't find out that they died, was raised from the dead by a crazy god, and then became back to normal, and when none of that's even happened yet....]

But if this doesn't happen often...

[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

Look, uh...Carly. Right, Carly. I've seen cybernetic men, people with gas masks fixed to their heads, weeping angels, shouting demons, a planet in Earth's atmosphere, and a very crabby redhead with a cricket bat. And all that was only the more recent bits.

But a giant yellow duck? That's something different.