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So. That last little round of eggs, how many of them hatched into something unusual? Something no one really sees around here? I'd say 'not native to Johto', but that could be a stretch. For all we know these strange little things are hiding all over the place.


Caaaarv~! <3

[With a splashing sound, a young Pokemon jumped from offscreen and landed with its mouth squarely on the Doctor's head. He seemed generally unconcerned, though staggered for a moment to keep his balance.

She's the one that hatched from mine. Called a Carvanha, apparently. Friendliest thing, as you can see. I've been calling her Sarah Jane.

[Meet the Carvanhat, Johto.]

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[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

[Sorry, not listening. In fact, there's a bit of movement and the sound of a Carvanha being called back into her Pokeball.]

[...And then the Doctor would be getting a tap on his shoulder. Hello, your notably shorter successor is right behind you.]

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[sonicthing.livejournal.com]

What the--

[Ten whirls around and stares. OH GOD what if it was someone else-- Except it's just number eleven and what the hell.] You don't just sneak up on people like that! Give someone a heart attack, why don't you?

... Also, you're taller than I expected. [Very young looks = shorter in Ten's opinion.]

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[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

I'd hardly call it 'sneaking' when I just walked over to you. Honestly, did I replace all my blood with coffee when I was you?

...what were you expecting, a four-foot Time Lord? I really don't think so.

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[sonicthing.livejournal.com]

I don't drink coffee, thank you. Tea-- tea's better. Fires the synapses and all that. You ought to know.

I was expecting someone like... well, the size of Martha Jones.

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[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

Of course. If you know, I'd imagine I would as well.

Why would you--do I sound short or something? How would someone even sound short to begin with?

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[sonicthing.livejournal.com]

Now you said that, not me. You just look young and usually a lot of people who are young are shorter... and skinny like you.

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[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

...You're calling me skinny?

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[sonicthing.livejournal.com]

I'm calling you skinny. Skiiinnnnnnnn-ee. [Grits his teeth to emphasize.] And all bony too. Skin and bones, like marionette.

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[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

Well, if anyone would know skinny it'd be the beanpole with the bad hairstyle. What was I thinking, really? You're all...leggy. Just a pair of stilts in a coat with a bird's nest on top.

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[sonicthing.livejournal.com]

Look who's talking! Do people really take you seriously? I mean-- I mean. A teenager in an old man's bowtie, flopping around with big words calling himself the Doctor. I wouldn't even.

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[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

Hey. Hey. I am not a teenager, in fact I'm older than you and quite done listening to you talk about how I'm apparently the skinny one here.

And I like the bowtie!

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[sonicthing.livejournal.com]

Don't say bowties are cool. Not again. I don't want to know how much more skinny and repetitive I get with age.

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[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

You know what I think?

I think you're just jealous.

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[sonicthing.livejournal.com]

What. Jealous? Jealous of who? You?

[THIS FACE] Why would I be jealous of myself?

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[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

[THIS FACE.]

I look better in a bowtie.

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[sonicthing.livejournal.com]

Well, actually you look more like a prat. And I'm saying that very, very nicely.

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[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

You are not one to talk about looking like a prat, little mister beanpole.

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[sonicthing.livejournal.com]

The coat suits me. I look proper!

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[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

Until you get running, then you look like a hang glider.

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[sonicthing.livejournal.com]

Oi, I'd like to see you run around in a coat and not look like something you're saying.

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[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

I don't wear a giant parachute coat for a very good reason, you know.

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[sonicthing.livejournal.com]

But you wear these instead to keep your trousers on instead. [Snaps a brace]

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[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

[OW HEY STOP THAT]

They don't look half as silly as a suit and sneakers. And you know, I had someone slam your tie in a car door while I was trying to save the world? Very nearly ran out of time on that one.

Your tie almost ended the world.

I hope you realize that.

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[sonicthing.livejournal.com]

Did you even try to get it off? Did you forget you could pull the knot and take it off over your head? Because I seem to recall being able to do that soused with banana daiquiris.

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[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

Why don't you try thinking of that with twenty minutes left to save the world and an angry ginger screaming in your face?