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[A big blue box just materialized in front of you. Wherever you are. Doesn't matter where--you could be on top of the Radio Tower or in the middle of the Ice Path.]

[And when the door opens with a creak, the box's resident madman pokes his head out with a grin.]

Right, here we are--Raxacoricofallapatorius, lovely place for a vacation. Smells like cinnamon.

[Beat. An Abra floats out of the phone box as well, yawning before draping himself over his Trainer's shoulder.]

Wait, hang on. Hang on. Adric, do you smell cinnamon?

Aaaabra.

No, no, of course I know where I'm going! We're not lost!

Abra. Aaaab.

Now you're just being silly. And it's pronounced 'Raxacoricofallapatorius'. [The doctor takes out a device--and points it at various things--the end glows bright green as it makes a noise. It stops after a moment, Eleven examining it as though reading something.]

Oh, still here? Come on, now that's just boring. Well, no, traveling between words is hardly easy, but this place makes it look like tying shoelaces. Ever tied shoelaces, Adric? Always easy after the first time.

Abra.

Yes, I know you don't wear shoes.

[Woah. This random crazy stuff just keeps happening, lately. What's with that crazy blue box thing? And... that hue-man looks kind of familiar.]

...Whooves? S'that you? When'd you get here?

[Doc, have an orange pony.]

[Have a spandex-clad harlequin looking suspiciously at your police-box, Doctor. She hasn't committed any crimes in England as far as she knows, so she hasn't brought out the mallet yet... but you are getting the cold shoulder. As much as Harley is capable of, anyway.]

Your flashlight ain't very bright. ...Looks kinda like Kryptonite, actually.

[Have a confused Rapunzel in front of you, sir. Confused as ANYTHING. Who are you? How did you get here all of the sudden? What's that thing you're in? What are you talking about?

What is this I don't even--]

[He watches the two talk to eachother through black buttons, a big smile on his face. There are lots of things outside the Otherworld that are really fantastic, aren't there?]

Raxacoricofallapatorius? Sounds like a ma~gnificent place. [He says it without a beat missed; it's his kinda word.]

[...no way.

that's a TARDIS.

and he's got a sonic screwdriver.

and and and

she is so excited. this is clearly the best day]

Are you who I think you are?

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MAN, I should sit myself down and watch this show sometime

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