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[A big blue box just materialized in front of you. Wherever you are. Doesn't matter where--you could be on top of the Radio Tower or in the middle of the Ice Path.]

[And when the door opens with a creak, the box's resident madman pokes his head out with a grin.]

Right, here we are--Raxacoricofallapatorius, lovely place for a vacation. Smells like cinnamon.

[Beat. An Abra floats out of the phone box as well, yawning before draping himself over his Trainer's shoulder.]

Wait, hang on. Hang on. Adric, do you smell cinnamon?

Aaaabra.

No, no, of course I know where I'm going! We're not lost!

Abra. Aaaab.

Now you're just being silly. And it's pronounced 'Raxacoricofallapatorius'. [The doctor takes out a device--and points it at various things--the end glows bright green as it makes a noise. It stops after a moment, Eleven examining it as though reading something.]

Oh, still here? Come on, now that's just boring. Well, no, traveling between words is hardly easy, but this place makes it look like tying shoelaces. Ever tied shoelaces, Adric? Always easy after the first time.

Abra.

Yes, I know you don't wear shoes.

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[He'll just be sonic-ing around, pointing the intermittently buzzing and glowing sonic screwdriver at things.] And eventually coming to Rapunzel's hair. Pointing at it and buzzing in a buzzy-glowy trail alllll the way up to her head...and then seeming surprised that oh there's a person attached to it.]

Oh. Hello there. That is quite a lot of hair. Quite a lot of- [he examines the screwdriver.] -very odd hair.

Uh... thanks?

No, really, that is impressive. Impressively long and more than a little unusual. How'd it get like that--well no, it grew, I know how it got like that. Silly question, or it would be one if I asked silly questions.

[...She can't help but giggle a little. You're kind of funny sir.]

Oh, uh, it's been like this ever since I was a baby.

[He is quite funny indeed. Mostly without meaning to be.]

Really? Well, that's certainly something--what planet are you from? I don't think that's quite human--could be, probably isn't, can't tell.

Uh, no, I'm... human.

Really? Not even a little nonhuman?

Uh...no? I just have ...magic hair.

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You should, it's lots of fun~

That's what I've heard, xD There's just so much of it, idk where to start.

Most people start with the Ninth Doctor, it's easiest to get into from there.

Is that the newest one?

Nope, most recent one is Eleven. Nine was the start of a series reboot.

OH. That makes sense!

8D

<3!