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[Flap flap flap. Flapflapflapflapflap. All the video is currently picking up is a Woobat up close and personal, somewhere in the Goldenrod Pokemon Center. Said Woobat is currently flipping out because he keeps running into walls and doors and ceilings.]

Mickey, will you hold still--

[WHUMP.]

[And Doctors.]

[This is going to be a long day.]

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I think it's defective. Should get a refund on that shit. Still got the receipt, or are you gonna have to sweet-talk some hapless Customer Service desk employee?

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[DAVE PLZ...]

Now, that's no way to talk about something that doesn't know what it's doing. Say you were stumbling around like a twit, I doubt Mickey would laugh at you for it.

I might think about it, but Mickey certainly wouldn't.

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[strideways]

Hey, it's not Mickey's fault he was born that way, but it doesn't mean you've gotta put up with it, either. Drop him off at the Island of Misfit Toys and cruise yourself to Fluffy Blue Bats R' Us for a working model.

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Do they have that, an island of misfit Pokemon? That'd be interesting, all the claustrophobic Sandshrews and the Gardevoirs that can't support their heads on those tiny little legs.

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And the Squirtles that think they're Ninetales....

[ Yep, Kanye definitely belongs on an island of misfit Pokémon. ]

You hear of an island like that, gimme a call.

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What, he can't count how many tails he has?

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I guess he just figures he'll get more when he gets bigger, or something.