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[usedreturn]

Well. Here we are.

[The camera focuses on someone who, quite frankly, looks like he just went through a paper shredder. Dark hair is disheveled, tie crooked, light blue shirt apparently shredded—he's actually quite a mess.]

'Here', however, is a bit unclear. Undefined, really. And the lack of broadcasts about 'Prisoner Zero' and 'incineration' is a bit worrying. Not to say I've never been somewhere strange before, but the fact that I came here with no apparent transport? Now that takes some effort, doesn't it? Never mind that clearly delusional woman calling herself my mum. I've had quite enough of 'are you my mummy?', thank you very much.

So. Anyone seen a big blue box?

[He paused for all of half a second.]

Also worrisome is the face that I seem to be working with one heart. How do you people manage?

Comments

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[theinspectah.livejournal.com]

There's a prisoner running around here?

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[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

Apparently not, which is what rather concerns me.

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[theinspectah.livejournal.com]

How in the blazes did you lose your criminal?

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[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

Well first of all, he's not my criminal. Second, I didn't lose him. And C, I seem to have changed location rather than lost anything at all.

Well, except my second heart. And my TARDIS. And Amelia.

...Really, I seem to have lost quite a bit.

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[theinspectah.livejournal.com]

...Who in their right mind left you in charge of any criminal?

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[theinspectah.livejournal.com]

[...wait what?]

Did you just say you had a second heart?

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[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

Had, yes. Seems to have stopped. Even stranger, it seems to have vanished altogether.

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[theinspectah.livejournal.com]

But that's daft! What sort of being are you that you can have two bloody hearts?

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[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

Me? I'm a Time Lord.

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[theinspectah.livejournal.com]

That suppose to mean something to me?

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[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

Not necessarily. So few humans really understand the scope of the universe and what's in it, so I shouldn't be surprised.

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[theinspectah.livejournal.com]

And you're not human?

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[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

Just covered that, didn't we. Time Lord. Lord Of Time.

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[theinspectah.livejournal.com]

[The Chelms didn't actually expect The Doctor to say he wasn't human so he stands there in a shocked silence for a few seconds]

What sort of name is a Time Lord for an alien species?

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[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

Now that's hardly fair, I don't go about saying 'human' is a silly name for a species, do I?

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[theinspectah.livejournal.com]

That isn't the same sort of thing at all!

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[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

Yes it is, of course it is. Would you rather be called 'silly little one-hearted ephemera'?

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[theinspectah.livejournal.com]

[Chelmey just harumphs away. Welcome to his smart alecs list, Doctor.]