☄ 008; [video/action] the TARDIS broke the fourth wall

[usedreturn]

Hello there.

[The Doctor is looking particularly smug today. But seeing as he is currently flanked by two massive Pokemon, that is not at all unjustified.]



Look what I found~ [He raised his hand, in it a peculiar device.]

So. Does anyone know just where my two new friends came from?

[He's gone from traveling through time and space to LITERALLY CONTROLLING IT.]

[Johto best watch its ass.]

Comments

[trollslikeaboss.livejournal.com]

[Thaaat's okay! He's just curious.]

It looks cool.

[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

[It is not, in fact, easy to troll someone who trolls on a universal level.]

They do, don't they? I think I quite like them.

[trollslikeaboss.livejournal.com]

They're very powerful looking. [Pink and blue Pokemon? That reminds him so much of the past.

[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't be surprised if they were.

[trollslikeaboss.livejournal.com]

What will you do with them?

[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

I have absolutely no idea.

[trollslikeaboss.livejournal.com]

Hmmmmmm.

[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

Why are you hmmmmming at me, Phoenix, I'm not sure I like your tone.

[trollslikeaboss.livejournal.com]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

[THIS FACE.]

Didn't know you'd suddenly get so difficult to deal with in your old age.

[trollslikeaboss.livejournal.com]

They say old people get cranky. I don't flaunt around tazers though.

[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

[Blink blink.]

Why exactly would you bring that up?

[trollslikeaboss.livejournal.com]

Past experiences with older people in my life. This one guy tazered me, see.

[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

Oh, is that what brought on the sudden personality shift? Amateur electroshock therapy?

[trollslikeaboss.livejournal.com]

Nah. Takes a little more than that.

[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

...

So what brought on the silly hat?

[trollslikeaboss.livejournal.com]

My daughter made it for me. It's also an investigative tool of mine.

[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

The one with the top hat and the Gallifreyan panties? I like her, she's brilliant.

Investigative tool? What's it do, reverse polarities?

[trollslikeaboss.livejournal.com]

She's a good girl.

[Insert troll face.]

Now where would the fun be in telling you that?

[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

...oh, I think I like you much more like this. You're a good deal more fun when you're not flailing about.

[trollslikeaboss.livejournal.com]

Is that a compliment?

Course, if you were lying, I'd be able to tell. [Sorry Phoenix, Psyche-locks don't work here, but you don't know that.]

[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

Nope, just a fact. I like facts more than compliments, they're much more sincere.

[trollslikeaboss.livejournal.com]

True.

But just stating facts makes things boring. You've got to use those facts, and even mundane plans to win yourself justice can get interesting.

[Like mindfucking your adopted daughter's half-brother with carefully hidden and then suddenly revealed facts..]

[usedreturn.livejournal.com]

...I really do prefer you like this.

[All fandom 'Phoenix is a time lord' crack theories just got .1% more credibility.]

You're much more interesting.

[trollslikeaboss.livejournal.com]

Is that so.

Well, I do admit, I was rather naive when I was younger. Perhaps it's the whole "raising a child" thing that gets to people.