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[usedreturn]

[Flap flap flap. Flapflapflapflapflap. All the video is currently picking up is a Woobat up close and personal, somewhere in the Goldenrod Pokemon Center. Said Woobat is currently flipping out because he keeps running into walls and doors and ceilings.]

Mickey, will you hold still--

[WHUMP.]

[And Doctors.]

[This is going to be a long day.]

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[her_mouse_jesty]

[There's a name she couldn't ignore.]

Mickey?

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[usedreturn]

Named him after a friend of mine. Mickey Smith, Mickey the idiot, Mickey the--

[BAT TO FACE]

-...ow.

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[her_mouse_jesty]

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought -

[... that doesn't look fun.]

Um. Are you all right?

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[tensai]

What-- What is that?

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[usedreturn]

What, you don't know a Pokemon when you see one?

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[tensai]

I-- do, but what sort of Pokemon is that? [because it's the first time he's seen one and... is that what you get when you mate a zubat with cotton balls?]

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[eclectical]

[Oh hey, Jade recognizes that Pokémon!]

Oh, I got one of those, too! Your seems to be a lot more of a handful than mine, though.

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[usedreturn]

I don't think he has any idea where he's going.

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[eclectical]

Yeah, it certainly doesn't look like it...

Maybe he's disoriented by the light? [She's not too sure about that- hers doesn't seem to have that problem, after all- but hey, she's just throwing out whatever somewhat plausible-sounding suggestion she can think of here.]

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[broomwithaview]

Is something wrong with him?

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[usedreturn]

Don't know. And I don't like not knowing things, so I'm more than fairly certain I'll have to find out.

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[broomwithaview]

Well--good luck! [DETERMINATION!!!!] I'd offer to help, but...

[She's on the other site of the poke-device. Sob.]

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[strideways]

I think it's defective. Should get a refund on that shit. Still got the receipt, or are you gonna have to sweet-talk some hapless Customer Service desk employee?

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[usedreturn]

[DAVE PLZ...]

Now, that's no way to talk about something that doesn't know what it's doing. Say you were stumbling around like a twit, I doubt Mickey would laugh at you for it.

I might think about it, but Mickey certainly wouldn't.

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[strideways]

Hey, it's not Mickey's fault he was born that way, but it doesn't mean you've gotta put up with it, either. Drop him off at the Island of Misfit Toys and cruise yourself to Fluffy Blue Bats R' Us for a working model.

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[ex_dattebane809]

What's wrong with it..?

[ Hi, I am a little girl with red hair, don't you fancy my type or something?? ]

ow my nose

[usedreturn]

[OH HEY NOT!AMELIA HOW YOU DOIN]

I have no idea. Yet. I'll figure it out, figuring things out is what I do.

it was a love tap!!

[ex_dattebane809]

[ A whole lot of walking around with a demon fox and a couple of eggs that just won't hatch. DOCTOR, WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH ME? WHY AM I SUCH A BAD POKEMAMA??? ]

I'll help you then, you know! [ Suddenly she's PUMPED for this. ] Maybe one of it's wings is too short.

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[pianokeys]

[There's a little shiny Audino running up to you two, waving its arms about, seeming a little distressed.

Strolling up behind him is a tall man, wrapped up in a big orange coat. Without saying anything he bends over and picks up his Pokémon in his arms, where it buries into his coat, ear extending to its trainer's chest; seems the man's heartbeat calms the little guy down.

The Other Father looks up with a large, far too perfect grin, as if the out of control Woobat is nothing to be taken notice of.]

 

Sorry 'bout that. Seems 'Qui~llo here picked up on your Poké's emotions.

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[usedreturn]

Right, yes, nothing to worry about. I just need to figure out what his issue is.

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[pianokeys]

Too much sugar?

[Tranquillo's eyes are tracking the Woobat when it comes into its view.]

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[extinguishescandles]

That is one disoriented fuzzball of a bat.

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[usedreturn]

Yes. Yes he very clearly is, and now that we've made the observation as to what I'd quite like to figure out the why.

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[puzzling]

[ doop doop doop doop, just having a fine day in Goldenrod, just going to the Pokemon Centre to pick up his healed Pokemon and opening the door to be greeted with... a Woombat in the face.

[ AHHHH WHAT IS THIS THING ON LAYTON'S FACE. AHHHH, FUZZY THING, GET THIS MOTHERFUCKING THING OFF HIS MOTHERFUCKING FACE ]

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[usedreturn]

[WOOBAT NOSE ALL OVER YOUR FACE LAYTON]

[HEART-SHAPED NOSE SNIFFSNIFFSNIFFINGYOU]